Why I am a troll:
I am primarily an irl troll. I spent high school stalking a pretty black girl just to see how far I could push her. I convinced my best friend I could tell the future. Almost everyone thinks I am a naive idiot. I let them, because of this I was able to convince my best friend Zack to wear a dress and a wig and he thought the idea was his own. I convinced my high school principal to hire me after I graduated high school and dropped out of college. I have no qualifications.